It began during a parliamentary debate on Russian attempts to militarize the Arctic. The government says it will resist the Russians at all costs; The Liberal Party, led by Justin Trudeau, says sovereignty should be a decision left to oceanographers. Conservative MP and Parliamentary Secretary Paul Calandra says: “All of a sudden the Liberals are suggesting that Santa Claus is no longer Canadian and that they would abandon the North Pole and abandon Santa Claus. » To which Mr. Trudeau responded in an interview: “Everyone knows that Santa Claus is Canadian… His postal code is H0H 0H0. The real problem is what do the cartographers say? » The New Democratic Party – Canada's Kraft Dinner-eating capitulators – has declared that Santa Claus is a “citizen of the world.” Yawn. I guess every country has its hippies. The idea of ​​expropriating Santa Claus and his origins is a fanciful and self-indulgent exercise in historical revisionism. Santa Claus, a Canadian? Why not? If we think about the modern and contemporary Santa Claus who represents the original Saint Nicholas who inspired the burly Christmas character. But, now, Santa Claus resides at the North Pole from where he makes his annual pilgrimage to the United States which coincides with his arrival on Christmas Eve. With its movements tracked by NORAD (North American Air Defense Command) - a joint air defense command owned by the governments of the United States and Canada that tracks air flights to and from all over the world. North America - a huge strategic and geographical symbolism of Santa Claus. But who is the real Santa Claus who also created a lot of hubbub on Fox News where Mergyn Kelly stirred up the media news on the originalism of black Santa Claus with a categorical denial of such a history...... middle paper... ...the Pole, although it has not yet fully mapped the region, does not have the scientific evidence to support its claims and is faced with major diplomatic obstacles. Barking Dog and Idonthaveaclukaka - Pinky and The Brain will now go to the UN during this whole ordeal. The problem is that the pole keeps moving. I don't think Santa would want oil and gas exploration being done in his workshop. Really, at this time of year, I think this conflict at the North Pole can only be resolved by the one person we all know lives there, and that's Santa Claus. So everyone, good luck and let the jolly old elf sort this out. Maybe I'm stupid, but the North Pole doesn't belong to Santa and as long as the North Pole is in Canada, Canadians won't have to pay taxes on Christmas gifts :) Garbage of the North Pole. Everyone knows that Santa Claus works at Amazon.com. Jeff Bezos looks like an elf, right down to his pointy ears.